megaHAL
▮ Disrupting the AI Space Since 1998™ ▮
* No VCs were harmed in the making of this AI
Terminal Connection v4.2.0
GREETINGS HUMAN. I AM MEGAHAL. HOW MAY I ASSIST YOU TODAY?
'Advanced' AI
Powered by genuine if/else statements and a dash of vintage sarcasm. No hallucinations, just intentional sass.
'Neural' Network
Our neural network is a perfectly preserved specimen from 1998. Why fix what's already perfectly mediocre?
Chat 'Interface'
Experience Web3-grade response times without any actual Web3. We call it: Web1.5
Parameters Trained: 4.20 (total)
